“In the beginning you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands. They will perish, but you will endure; yes, they will all grow old like a garment; like a cloak you will change them, and they will be discarded.” Psalm 102:25-26

From the day Noah stepped off the ark until the birth of Christ, the earth’s population rose to 300 million. In the centuries after Christ, the population continued to rise until 1804, when the world’s population first topped one billion. Now improvements in technology, coupled with a higher standard of living and sanitary lifestyles, have brought about a surge in population growth. By 1927, the world’s population reached two billion, and today we have exceeded six billion. It took only twelve years to make the jump from five to six billion, and now 78 million people are added to the world’s population annually. That’s like adding a new France, Sweden and Greece each year, or a Philadelphia every week.

One-tenth of all the people who have ever walked the face of the earth are alive today, and the lusty inhabitants of our fair planet show no sign of letting up. Some scientists optimistically estimate our population will stabilize just shy of ten billion around 2080. But others pessimistically hint that even with decreased fertility rates, it may be too late by then. So what are we to do?

I have discovered a possible solution to what many perceive as an imminent overpopulation crisis. I will outline a clear and precise plan of action, which, if followed, will postpone any worries of overpopulation for generations to come. I propose nothing less than that we dwarf an entire generation, and continue to dwarf successive generations, through manipulation of the human growth hormone.

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Genesis 1:28 says, “And God blessed them and said to them, ‘Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it [using all its vast resources in the service of God and man]; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and over every living creature that moves upon the earth.'”

From the beginning of time, our Father above has had an eternal plan for you and for me. And though sin entered the world through the seed of man, that plan has not changed. God desires for mankind to fill the earth. There are some biblical prophecies that are hotly contested: the Antichrist, Christ’s triumphant entrance into Jerusalem, the destruction of the temple… but this is nothing to squabble over. This is our future, our calling, and our destiny.

While I sincerely agree with the methods used by the A.P.D., their aim is all wrong. Rather than to shrink back from the blessed light of the Will of God, we should run towards it, arms open wide to embrace our calling as giants in the land of men.

Life in the Garden of Eden was as close to perfection as can be attained on earth. Genesis teaches us that after the fall of Adam and Eve, the “sons of God” married the “daughters of men,” creating who? The Giants of old, men of renown. As the Israelites entered the
Promised Land, they not only found those ‘giants of old,’ but enormous produce: grapes the size of cattle, etc.

Using the gifts and technology God has given us, restoring what was lost in the garden is not far off. We can already grow 200 pound watermelons and 1000 pound pumpkins. Our NBA stars routinely top 7 feet tall. We must press on, for the sky truly is the limit.

Our future in heaven will not be a short one; neither should our time on earth. As the Lord commanded, we must fill the earth and subdue it… by being as large, powerful, and tall as possible.