Joke of the Day, 3/14/07

March 14, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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Three samurai met to determine who was the greatest swordsman.

The judge approached the first and opened a small box. Out came a fly. The samurai’s sword flashed and the fly fell to the ground, neatly divided in two. “Very impressive,” said the judge.

The judge did the same in front of the second samurai. His sword flashed twice and the fly fell, split into four sections. “Superb!,” exclaimed the judge.

Finally it was the third samurai’s turn. The judge opened another box and a fly buzzed out. His sword flew through the air and the fly continued on its path. The third samurai put away his sword with satisfaction.

“But the fly is alive,” observed the judge.

“This is true,” replied the samurai. “But he will never have children.”


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3 Comments to “Joke of the Day, 3/14/07”

  1. Karen on March 14th, 2007 10:12 am

    I don’t get it.

  2. The Peach on March 14th, 2007 1:46 pm

    Poor little fly, hope he wasn’t a newly-wed!

  3. Tom on March 14th, 2007 6:50 pm

    With a lifespan as short as theirs’ they’re all newlyweds.

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