Joke of the Day, 4/3/07

April 3, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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A patient went to a psychiatrist’s office. “Doctor, I have a terrible problem. I think I’m a dog. I walk around on all fours, I bark in the middle of the night, and I can’t stay out of the dog food.”

“Very interesting,” the psychiatrist said. “Lie down on the couch and let’s talk about it.”

I’m not allowed on the couch!


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