Joke of the Day, 5/15/07

May 15, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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3 engineers and 3 accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the accountants each bought a ticket, but were surprised to see the three engineers buy only one.

“How will you all travel on only one ticket?,” one asked.
“You’ll see,” said an engineer.

They all boarded the train; the accountants took their seats, but the engineers crammed into the restroom and closed the door. When the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, “Ticket, please.” The door opened a small crack; a single arm emerged with the ticket, and the conductor moved on.

On the return trip, the accountants decided to buy only the single ticket for their return trip. But to their astonishment, the engineers didn’t buy a ticket at all.

“How will you ride without a ticket?,” asked one perplexed accountant.
“You’ll see.”

When they boarded the train, the accountants crammed into one restroom and the engineers the other. The train departed, and one engineer left his restroom and crossed to where the accountants were hiding. Knocking on the door, he said, “Ticket, please.”


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