Joke of the Day, 5/21/07

May 21, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A woman was leaving a convenience store one afternoon when she noticed an odd funeral procession. There was a hearse, followed by another about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman, dressed in black, walking a German shepherd on a leash. And behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women, walking single-file.

The first woman respectfully approached the one walking the dog and said, “I’m so sorry for your loss, and I don’t mean to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. What happened?”

“My husband died,” the woman in black replied.

“Oh, I’m so sorry!!”

“Yes,” she said, “my dog attacked and killed him.”

“Oh…well, who is in the second hearse?”

The woman answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her.”

“Ah.” The first woman turned to walk away, but then thought for a second. “Do you think… that maybe I could… possibly borrow the dog?”

The woman in black smiled wryly and pointed. “Get in line.”


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