Joke of the Day, 5/29/07

May 29, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man walked into a bar. “Bartender, get me a beer, and quick — before the trouble starts!”

The bartender complied, and the man downed it in seconds. “Another beer, please! Before the trouble starts!”

Again the bartender gave him a beer, and again it disappeared in record time. “I need one more — now, before the trouble starts!”

He got the beer, but at this point, the bartender’s curiosity was piqued. “So when’s this trouble going to start anyway?”

The man finished drinking and answered, “Right about the time you find out I got no money.”


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