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Joke of the Day, 5/31/07

May 31, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump. “Don’t do it!,” I yelled, but he responded, “Nobody loves me.” “God loves you,” I said. “Do you believe in God?” “Yes,” he answered.

“Are you a Christian or a Jew?,” I asked.
“A Christian.”

“Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?”
“Protestant.”

“Hey, me too! What denomination?”
“Baptist.”

“Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”
“Northern Baptist.”

“Wow, me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
“Northern Conservative Baptist.”

“Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”
“Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”

“Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”
“Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

So I said, “Die, heretic!!!!,” and I pushed him over.

-E. Philips


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