Joke of the Day, 5/7/07

May 7, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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Sister Mary burst into the principal’s office at the parochial school in a state of agitation. The priest led her to a chair. “What has you so excited, sister?”

“Well, father,” the nun began, “I was walking to the chapel when I heard a ruckus in the hall!”

“Oh, dear,” said the priest.

“I turned the corner and I found that some of the older boys were wagering money!”

“A serious infraction, indeed!”

“But that’s not what has me so upset, father — it’s WHAT they were wagering on!” The nun’s face reddened. “They were betting on which one could urinate the highest on the wall!”

“What an incredible wager! What did you do then?”

“Well of course I hit the ceiling, father!”

“Really?? How much did you win?!”