Joke of the Day, 5/9/07

May 9, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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What does a Canadian say when you step on his foot?
Sorry.

When Canada was founded, they needed a name. They decided to put all the letters into a hat and draw three; whatever came out would be the name of the country. The first letter was pulled out and the leader yelled, “C, eh?” The second came out and he announced, “N, eh?” And the third: “D, eh?” And so that’s how Canada got its name.

A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan were out riding. The Texan pulled out a bottle of whiskey, drank some, then tossed the bottle in the air, pulled out his gun and shot it. The Canadian was shocked, but the Texan said, “In Texas, there’s plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.”

Not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulled out a bottle of champagne, sipped it, then threw it in the air and shot it. This time, the guy from Michigan was stunned; the Canadian said, “Well in Canada, there’s plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap.”

So the guy from Michigan pulled out a beer. He opened it, drank a little, chugged the rest, put the bottle in his bag, then turned around and shot the Canadian. “Why did you do that?,” yelled the Texan. And the guy from Michigan says, “You see, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime.”

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