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June 12, 2007, 2:30 pm; posted by Job Tate
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From the Best of Job, November 2005.

“Job, if girls were cars, what kind of car would you want to date?”

‘Dude, totally a Honda CR-V.”

“Honda CR-V?? Are you crazy? You wouldn’t want to date a Lexus or a Benz?”

“Lexus or a Benz? No way. You think I want to always be stressing about whether someone’s going to steal her? And goodness, no dirt roads for that chick, and you always have to park far away from other cars so she won’t get any dents… Plus you know her engine is gonna start groaning if you don’t get her the super premium gas every time.”

“Well…that’s a good point… But, dude, a Honda CR-V?”

“Sure. It’s decent looking, has pep, and you know it’ll always turn over, no matter how cold it gets. If the road gets bumpy, you know she’ll persevere and kick up some mud if she has to. She can tow, ford streams, and carry a few kids. All that, plus it’s Japanese. I’ve always dug exotic.”

“Okay, okay. But if you want this rugged chick hauling through the woods and jumpin’ stumps, why not just date a Jeep Wrangler?”

“No way! A Wrangler doesn’t shave her legs.”


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