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Joke of the Day, 8/17/07

August 17, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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A little girl was in church when she started feeling sick. “Mommy, I think I have to throw up!,” she exclaimed.

“Okay, honey. Quick, go out the front door and behind the church, then throw up behind a bush.”

After about sixty seconds, the little girl came back. “Did you throw up?” her mother asked.

“Yeah.”

“How could you have gone all the way and back so quickly?”

“I didn’t have to leave, Mommy. They have a box on the wall by the door that says, ‘For the Sick.’”


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