Joke of the Day, 8/3/07

August 3, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by a farmer with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running, they spotted a barn and ran inside to hide.

They each hid in a old sack stored in the back of the barn. The farmer went in, but didn’t see where they went. He was about to turn back when he saw the three suspicious-looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Scotsman inside said, “Meow!”

“Just cats,” the farmer thought.

The farmer went on and prodded the second sack with his foot this time. The Englishman, having heard how the Scotsman got away, said, “Woof!”

“Just dogs,” the farmer thought and moved on.

As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman knew what he had to say. And as soon as the farmer prodded his sack, he yelled out, “Potatoes!”


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