Joke of the Day, 9/18/07

September 18, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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An old man lived on a farm, a large tract of land that included a fruit grove on the banks of a beautiful pond. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and look it over, and he grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. When he got closer, he realized a group of young women were skinny-dipping in his pond. He announced his presence to the ladies and they hid underwater. One shouted, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned. “I didn’t come down here to see you ladies swimmin’ naked!”

He held the bucket up. “I’m just here to feed the alligator.”


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