Joke of the Day, 9/20/07

September 20, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A soldier met a pirate in a bar, and talk turned to their adventures. The soldier saw that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How did you end up with the peg leg?” he asked.

“I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As me men were pullin’ me out, a shark bit off me leg.”

“Wow!,” said the soldier. “What about your hook?”

“Well,” answered the pirate, “we was boardin’ a ship and one of the enemy gone and hacked off me hand.”

“Incredible! How’d you get the eye patch?”

“A seagull pooped in my eye,” the pirate replied.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” the soldier asked, bewildered.

“Well,” said the pirate, “it was me first day with the hook.”


3 Comments to “Joke of the Day, 9/20/07”

  1. Rose on September 20th, 2007 10:27 am

    You’re a day late!

  2. Steve on September 20th, 2007 1:33 pm

    But yesterday was a quote day.

  3. Moose on September 20th, 2007 9:02 pm

    Ahah! This joke reeks of pirate rum! Also I tell it better.

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