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Joke of the Day, 9/6/07

September 6, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist, clocked going 65 MPH down Main Street.

“Officer, I can explain!,” the man began.

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “You were going too fast, and I’m going to let you wait in jail until the chief gets back!”

“But officer, I…”

“I said keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later, the officer checked on the man. “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”


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