Labor Day my eye

September 3, 2007, 7:54 pm; posted by
Filed under Articles, Djere, Humor  | 1 Comment

Maybe those sissy unionists are taking the day off, but since they’re not here in the palacious boardroom, I’ll take this opportunity to tarnish their collective reputations.

Djere presents ‘Strange and Untrue Cutthroat Rumors!!

* Josh Jones let our love fern die. He is not to be trusted.
* Tom cries himself to sleep at night because he can’t remember the words to ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca.’
* Steve cries himself to sleep at night because he can’t forget the words to ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca.’
* Connie only loves one of her children. This humble reporter knows which one… do you?
* David only got into the copier business as a cover for his $2 bill counterfeiting ring.
* Until early this year, MC-B‘s facebook profile listed his religious affiliation as ‘Frisbyterian.’ Non-practicing, I’d bet…
* While the name ‘Michael Jordan’ may hint at his athletic talent, don’t be fooled. The movie ‘Glitter’ is loosely based on Mike‘s tumultuous teens.
* Job can neither swim nor tie knots. What kind of sailor is he, you ask? The Village People kind.
* Not only is Chloe Steve’s girlfriend, he’s the only one who can see her.

It’s all true; a gypsy told me so.


1 Comment to “Labor Day my eye”

  1. David on September 4th, 2007 9:22 am

    First let me say that the rumors about me are not true. I did plead guilty to the charges but only because I didn’t want an embarrassing trial taking place during sweeps week here on BWEINH—hurting my chance for re-election.

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