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Me Want Cookie!

September 6, 2007, 8:00 am; posted by Job Tate
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Best of Job, March 2006.

Remember Cookie Monster?

He’d never actually ingest any piece of the cookie, but his frenetic, crazed eating of it gave the impression of a fantastic cookie-eating experience…

Loud.

Crumbs flying every which way.

Black plastic pupils swimming violently against a stark white backdrop, punctuated by labored breaths.

This is the Church today — all sizzle, no steak.

Look me in the eye.

Look. Me. In. The. Eye…

Did you really eat that cookie, yesterday?


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1 Comment to “Me Want Cookie!”

  1. Mike J on September 6th, 2007 11:20 am

    Wow–Job, that’s pretty profound. Makes you wonder what we’re all doing to cooperate with such a system…

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