The Council’s Ruling — Michael Vick

September 10, 2007, 12:00 pm; posted by
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — What should happen to Michael Vick following his guilty plea in the dogfighting case?

Steve delivers the ruling of the Council, joined by Connie, Mike and Job:

He should serve 1 to 2 years, then be allowed to play again. Far worse crimes have gone underpunished by the NFL.


David offers this opinion, joined by MC-B and Tom:

He should be forgotten.


Tom offers this opinion, joined by David and Djere:

The standard NFL punishment for dogfighting should be levied against him.


Chloe offers this opinion:

He should get the maximum jail sentence, PETA should follow him forever, picketing wherever he goes, and he should never be allowed within 50 yds of another animal.


Josh played no part in the determination of this issue.

Next week: When should a child get a cell phone?


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