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Joke of the Day, 10/24/07

October 24, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A man felt ill, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor came out with the results.

“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor said. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”

“Give it to me straight, Doc,” the man said. “How long have I got?”

“Ten,” the doctor said, sadly.

“Ten?” the man yelled. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

“Nine… Eight…”


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