Joke of the Day, 10/24/07
October 24, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A man felt ill, so he went to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor came out with the results.
“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor said. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”
“Give it to me straight, Doc,” the man said. “How long have I got?”
“Ten,” the doctor said, sadly.
“Ten?” the man yelled. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”
“Nine… Eight…”
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