Joke of the Day, 11/13/07

November 13, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A sailor met a pirate in a bar, with a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch. Intrigued, he asked the pirate how he got his peg leg.

“Matey, I was washed ashore in a great gale, and a shark came and bit off me leg!”

Astonished, the sailor went on. “How did you get your hook?”

The pirate answered, “We was in a fierce fight boardin’ a ship, and darned if they didn’t chop me hand clear off!”

Finally the sailor asked, “And the eyepatch? How’d you get that?”

“A seagull pooped in me eye,” the pirate said.

The sailor was stunned. “You lost an eye from seagull poop?”

“Well, it was me first day with the hook.”


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