Joke of the Day, 11/28/07

November 28, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A duck waddled into a bar. The bartender asked, “What can I get you?” “Got any grapes?,” the duck asked. “No,” said the bartender. “We serve beer and whiskey and stuff like that.” So the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck comes back. “Got any grapes?,” he asks. “No!,” the bartender says. “We don’t have any grapes!”

The duck comes back the next day with the same question. Annoyed, the bartender says, “If you ask for grapes one more time, I’ll nail your beak to the bar!”

But the very next day, in comes the duck. “Got any nails?,” he asks the bartender.

The bartender is confused. “No, why?”

“Got any grapes?”