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Joke of the Day, 11/9/07

November 9, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A very excited man went to his barber. “I’m heading to Rome — I’m flying over on Alitalia, staying at the Hilton, and I’m going to see the Pope!”

His barber laughed. “Alitalia’s almost as bad as Air Transat, the Hilton is a dump, and you’ll probably have 10,000 people between you and the Pope!”

So the guy went to Rome and came back. His barber asked, “How was Rome?”

“Great,” said the man. “The airline was perfect, the hotel was wonderful, and I got to meet the Pope!”

“You met the Pope?”

“I kissed his ring.”

“Wow! What did he say?”

“He said, ‘Where did you get that terrible haircut?’”


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