Why Hillary Clinton Will Be Our Next President

November 2, 2007, 9:30 am; posted by
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No, I don’t like her. No, I would never support her. Yes, I really believe she will be our next president.

Why do I think this?

First, it’s the Democrats’ turn. One of the best practical jokes I was ever a part of involved a camper trailer, me, a massive former football star, a small musician/ladies’ man, and several children. I put the kids in the trailer and worked out signals, so that when Henry (the small guy) lifted the tongue of the camper while I moved the stump to level it, the kids scurried to the back, making it easy for him to lift. But when Tim (the big guy) tried, I had them scurry to the front, making it impossible to lift. With the wheels as a fulcrum, 5 or 6 small kids made the job either easy or impossible — tricking Tim was great fun.

The weight, I believe, is shifting back to the Democrats. The strongest candidate we can muster won’t be able to overcome even the feeble challenge of a liberal female candidate.

People in this nation seem to love the underdog, and they get tired of the same people being in power — especially when those people promised they would “remember you” when they got there, but quickly forgot, amid their newfound life of luxury. Remember the right-wing revolution? The Contract with America? People gave conservatives the presidency and both houses of Congress for the first time in a bazillion years, and we were going to reform lobbying and campaign finance, set term limits, and fix every other advantage held by the inside-the-Beltway boys? Yeah, they slacked off on those promises and never did get around to reforming all that’s wrong with our national government.

*loud whistle* “TIME! DEMOCRATS! YOU’RE UP NEXT!”

But it’s not just that, it’s also the economy again. It’s kind of like having only two grocery stores in town — when you get sick of the one you shop at now, you go back to the one you left eight years ago. It’s bound to happen. Prices go up everywhere, but you still go back to the old store.

I know no one is saying we’re in a recession, but the man on the street can sense these things long before the big shots admit it’s happening. Gasoline affects every other sector of the economy. Everybody needs transportation to get back and forth to work; everyone has to get their product from point A to point B. Everyone I know is struggling paycheck to paycheck. Every business owner I know is looking at a bad year. Our business did $1.2 million last year, but we won’t come close to a million this year. Like it or not, people are ready for change.

Then there’s the war. It was the right thing to do; it’s still the right thing to do, but it’s draining away revenue we don’t have, and creating a huge deficit again. Right or wrong, people vote with their wallets, and right now, those wallets are leaning to the left. There’s no one out there I can see who will turn them back.

And that’s the last reason. There is no conservative Republican candidate generating the type of interest needed to energize the Christian vote. You may think I’m crazy, but I know Christians who voted for Bill Clinton when he ran for re-election. Four years of his shenanigans, and still they voted for him.

When I hear people here in Alabama, a solidly conservative Republican stronghold, entertaining the possibility of another Clinton administration — and hinting that it might not be so bad, I think the tide has turned.


4 Comments to “Why Hillary Clinton Will Be Our Next President”

  1. Rose on November 2nd, 2007 12:46 pm

    With everything in me, I hope you’re wrong.

  2. Steve on November 2nd, 2007 1:31 pm

    But today, the economic news is that 166,000 new jobs were created last month. I think the problem with the economy (aside from high gas prices) is a problem of perception rather than reality.

  3. David on November 2nd, 2007 2:26 pm

    I hope I’m wrong too but I fear next year at this time the Republicans will hand the ball to someone, he’ll plunge into the line, and when the dust settles and the bodies are peeled off the official will call for the chains, measure, hold up his thumb and forefinger to the crowd measuring a span of some few inches, blow his whislte and yell “The ball is turned over on downs! First Down, Democrats!”. Then we will trudge to the sidelines and send out the D and hope for a 3 and Out…or 4 and Out as the case may be…and make our plans for the next shot.

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