History in Making

December 8, 2007, 2:21 am; posted by
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I may have made history on my lunch break today.

I spent my hour of personal freedom emailing each of the major presidential campaigns with an identical question. I will share the question now, but I’ll wait to see how many replies I get before sharing the candidates’ OFFICIAL opinions.

Jeremiah Maxon wrote:
 

Subject: Question on an Issue
 

To Whom it May Concern:
 

There are many who are convinced that Zombies are the most convincing threat to national security. Where does your candidate stand on the issue of Zombies?
 

Sincerely,
 

Jeremiah Maxon
bweinh.com

This could be the best election year EVER!


Comments

7 Comments to “History in Making”

  1. David on December 8th, 2007 10:49 am

    It’s a tough issue to take a stand on because so many of the candidates have zombies working for them—or in thier own family.

  2. MC-B on December 8th, 2007 11:24 am

    We’re not entirely sure at this point that John Kerry’s candidacy wasn’t an attempt by the zombies to gain direct control of America’s highest office.

  3. James' on December 8th, 2007 1:06 pm

    Dennis Kucinich:
    “Actually Djere, I feel that Aliens are a much more severe threat. But I’m having my army of Muchkins(AKA the lollipop gang) do some research into the zombie issue.

    Believe me, I understand you.”

    : )

  4. James' on December 8th, 2007 4:20 pm

    Ron Paul’s answer:

    “It doesn’t matter, vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true!”

    You know… it would be interesting to see Kucinich and Paul get the nominations and go at it. But I don’t know who would be there vice presidents… people have joked about the two teaming up as independants after primaries. That would be scary.

    -James’

  5. Job on December 8th, 2007 7:05 pm

    I think Zombies are more of a State’s Rights issue. I mean, we need to ask our local officials if our city has a good zombie plan in place. Are we ready to evacuate? Do we have enough weapons near rooftops to dispatch the Zombies?

    Making Zombies a federal problem will just add to the bloat of the govt and after the eventual rising of the dead we will just point to Washington in blame for the mass carnage.

  6. David on December 8th, 2007 7:08 pm

    With all the cash that Paul has collected he has to do something and running as an independent would split the vote for this Clinton just like it did for her husband. If an independent runs she would only need 42%-43% of the popular vote like Bill got in his two wins.

  7. Djere on December 8th, 2007 11:28 pm

    http://drmcninja.com/images/zombie.png

    A vote for Chuck Goodrich is a vote for our city’s Zombie Defense System.

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