The Council’s Ruling — Most Dangerous Creature
December 10, 2007, 12:00 pm; posted by Bweinh
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.
This week’s question — What is the most dangerous animal or creature?
Erin delivers the ruling of the Council, joined by MC-B, Job, and David:
The mosquito. Malaria, dengue fever, encephalitis, West Nile anyone?
Tom dissents, joined by Connie and Djere:
Community-associated methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus. Flesh. Eating. Disease.
Steve dissents:
Cats. They reduce testosterone in men and have been known to turn ordinary women into crazy muttering plastic bag collectors.
Mike dissents:
Animal from the Muppets. WOMAN!!! WOMAN!!!
Chloe dissents:
The rat can travel anywhere, and carries with it diseases capable of decimating entire civilizations.
Josh played no part in the determination of this issue.
Next week: What is the most quintessentially American food?
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