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The Council’s Ruling — Most Dangerous Creature

December 10, 2007, 12:00 pm; posted by Bweinh
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — What is the most dangerous animal or creature?

Erin delivers the ruling of the Council, joined by MC-B, Job, and David:

The mosquito. Malaria, dengue fever, encephalitis, West Nile anyone?

 

Tom dissents, joined by Connie and Djere:

Community-associated methicillin-resistant staphylococcus aureus. Flesh. Eating. Disease.

 

Steve dissents:

Cats. They reduce testosterone in men and have been known to turn ordinary women into crazy muttering plastic bag collectors.

 

Mike dissents:

Animal from the Muppets. WOMAN!!! WOMAN!!!

 

Chloe dissents:

The rat can travel anywhere, and carries with it diseases capable of decimating entire civilizations.

 

Josh played no part in the determination of this issue.

Next week: What is the most quintessentially American food?


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