The Council’s Ruling — Christmas Decorations

January 7, 2008, 12:00 pm; posted by
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — What is the latest day one should still have Christmas decorations up?

The Council was unable to reach a majority ruling on this issue.

Chloe offers this opinion, joined by MC-B:

January 7th. They’re wilting and old, and only make you look back when you should be looking forward.

 

MC-B offers this opinion, joined by Erin:

January 7th, a week or so after New Year’s.

 

Tom offers this opinion, joined by David:

That decision rests solely in the heart of a man, specifically in the part that allows him to weather his wife’s nagging.

 

Connie offers this opinion:

January 4.

 

Steve offers this opinion, joined by Mike:

February 1. There’s no reason why Christmas decorations, if tastefully done, cannot enliven an otherwise bleak January.

 

Josh, Djere, and Job played no part in the determination of this issue.

Next time (seriously this time): If we had to sell a state to pay off the national debt, which should it be?


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