Joke of the Day, 2/27/08

February 27, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy and his dog. He leans over to say hello to the dog, but hesitates.

“Hey man, does your dog bite?”

“Nope,” the guy responds.

So the man leans over and pets the dog, who promptly chomps down on his hand.

“Ow!!,” the man yells. “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!!”

The guy glances over and smiles.

“I lied!”


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