Joke of the Day, 4/14/08

April 14, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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Struggling to make ends meet, the new pastor was stunned when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this?!”

“I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then suddenly I found myself trying it on,” she explained. “It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, ‘You look great in that dress. Buy it!’ ”

“Well,” the pastor replied, “You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’ ”

“I tried that!,” his wife replied. “And then he said, ‘You look fabulous from back here, too!’ ”

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