Joke of the Day, 5/13/08

May 13, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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Originally published May 11, 2007.

Three men were traveling through rural America when their car broke down; they sought shelter at a farmhouse.

The farmer had two spare beds in the room next to his daughter’s, but since he had heard all the stories he informed the men that one would have to sleep in the barn. One of them, a polite Indian mathematician, immediately volunteered and went out to the barn. But a short time later there was a knock on the door; the mathematician was there, apologetically explaining there were cows in the barn, and because of his Hindu convictions, he couldn’t sleep there.

A second man, a conservative rabbi, headed out, but in a few minutes there was a knock on the door. Sure enough, he too was back, explaining that since there was a pig in the barn, he would also be quite uncomfortable there.

So the third man, a practicing lawyer, agreeably proceeded out to the barn — but in a little while, there was a knock on the door. They answered, and there were the cows and the pig.

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