The Council’s Ruling — House Color

May 27, 2008, 12:00 pm; posted by
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — What is the worst color to paint a house?

The Council was unable to agree on a majority opinion.

Kaitlin offers this opinion, joined by Erin, David, and MC-B:

Deep purple: the least naturally occurring color in the rainbow. As houses are elements of the landscape, they should blend or at least complement their surroundings.


Steve offers this opinion, joined by Tom and Connie:

Super-bright yellow. You might think it’s cheery at first, but wait until the second week. It’ll sap your will to live.


David offers this opinion, joined by Chloe and Job:

Camo, because then you might not be able to find it again.


Chloe offers this opinion, joined by Job:

Black, because it gets too hot. Also, it’s emo.


Josh offers this opinion:

Black. Any other ridiculous color will at least make you look like the happy sort of crazy.


Tom offers this opinion, joined by Djere:

Pink. Easy to mar with dark and light stains alike, and hard on the neighbors’ eyes.


Mike played no part in the determination of this issue.


Next time: What is the most annoying song?


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