Joke of the Day, 6/24/08

June 24, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Steve
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A juggler was stopped by the police while driving to his next performance. “Why do you have all these knives?,” asked the officer.

“I juggle them in my act.”

“Oh yeah? Let’s see you do it.”

The juggler gets out and starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees it and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking — look at the test they’re making you do now!”


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