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One Hundred Words (15) : Bweinh!

One Hundred Words (15)

June 5, 2008, 9:00 am; posted by
Filed under 100 Words, Job  | 1 Comment

It’d be like Happy Christmas and Merry New Year. Gentlemen and Ladies, Brothers Warner.

Ernie and Bert, corn creamed.

Sirhan Sirhan.

Trojan Appaloosas, seeds of sunflowers — Roll n’ Rock 7/24!

Like the Unbelievable Hulk went to his throat, nose and ear doctor with mouth and hoof disease.

The Pips and Gladys Knight — ya feelin’ me? Catch my drift, Yoda?

It’s why I didn’t, knowdontcha?

I could’ve told her I loved her. It would’ve been accurate.

But it sure wouldn’t have sounded right.

The glass wasn’t half empty or half full — the glass was completely neutral.

That’s right — I have a Swedish glass.

–JBT


Comments

1 Comment to “One Hundred Words (15)”

  1. Tom on August 15th, 2008 6:27 pm

    I really like this one.

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