The Council’s Ruling — Most Annoying Song

June 2, 2008, 12:00 pm; posted by
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — What is the most annoying song?

The Council was unable to agree on a majority opinion.

Tom offers this opinion, joined by Kaitlin and Mike:

“Who Let the Dogs Out?” Not only obnoxious aurally, the important existential question is never resolved.

 

Steve offers this opinion, joined by Chloe and MC-B:

Anything — at all — screamed. Any song sung cannot possibly be as annoying as a song screamed, especially if it also involves pounding bass and drums.

 

Erin offers this opinion, joined by Chloe:

“Since You Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. No explanation needed.

 

David offers this opinion, joined by MC-B:

Donny and Marie Osmond singing, “Little Bit Country/Little Bit Rock and Roll,” for obvious aesthetic reasons.

 

Josh offers this opinion, joined by Connie:

“The Song That Doesn’t End.” It doesn’t end.

 

Job offers this opinion:

“Friends Forever” by Vitamin C. Annoying in its naivete and that the general public can’t see it.

 

Djere offers this opinion:

“It’s A Small World.” Because it never ends, and it’s just not true.

 

Next time: What is the ugliest English word?


Comments

3 Comments to “The Council’s Ruling — Most Annoying Song”

  1. MC-B on June 4th, 2008 8:39 pm

    In fact, in all likelihood, the so called “Song That Doesn’t End” has ended every time that it’s ever been sung.

  2. Phil on June 6th, 2008 11:03 pm

    Gee, I’m surprised my father didn’t jump on “Who Let the Dogs Out?” I don’t how anyone could live in Opelika, AL and not hate that song. I would also note that MC-B was on two songs. Doesn’t the term ‘most’ rule out multiple choices?

  3. Steve on June 7th, 2008 12:51 pm

    I think he (and Chloe) could argue that their other choices were songs that also fit the ‘screamed’ answer.

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