The Council’s Ruling — Most Annoying Song
June 2, 2008, 12:00 pm; posted by Bweinh
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.
This week’s question — What is the most annoying song?
The Council was unable to agree on a majority opinion.
Tom offers this opinion, joined by Kaitlin and Mike:
“Who Let the Dogs Out?” Not only obnoxious aurally, the important existential question is never resolved.
Steve offers this opinion, joined by Chloe and MC-B:
Anything — at all — screamed. Any song sung cannot possibly be as annoying as a song screamed, especially if it also involves pounding bass and drums.
Erin offers this opinion, joined by Chloe:
“Since You Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. No explanation needed.
David offers this opinion, joined by MC-B:
Donny and Marie Osmond singing, “Little Bit Country/Little Bit Rock and Roll,” for obvious aesthetic reasons.
Josh offers this opinion, joined by Connie:
“The Song That Doesn’t End.” It doesn’t end.
Job offers this opinion:
“Friends Forever” by Vitamin C. Annoying in its naivete and that the general public can’t see it.
Djere offers this opinion:
“It’s A Small World.” Because it never ends, and it’s just not true.
Next time: What is the ugliest English word?
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In fact, in all likelihood, the so called “Song That Doesn’t End” has ended every time that it’s ever been sung.
Gee, I’m surprised my father didn’t jump on “Who Let the Dogs Out?” I don’t how anyone could live in Opelika, AL and not hate that song. I would also note that MC-B was on two songs. Doesn’t the term ‘most’ rule out multiple choices?
I think he (and Chloe) could argue that their other choices were songs that also fit the ‘screamed’ answer.