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One Hundred Words (31)

August 25, 2008, 2:30 pm; posted by Chloe
Filed under 100 Words, Chloe  | 2 Comments

I heard this in Target’s shoe section on Sunday:

Mom: Don’t you pull that tooth out, Morgan Bradley!
Daughter: Why not?
Mom: Because the tooth fairy is off tonight.
Daughter: No, she’s not! Really?
Mom: She’s in Jamaica. Didn’t you know that? She’s on vacation. I wish I was in Jamaica with the tooth fairy.

Later, the daughter wandered the shoe aisles, preparing to ask for Hannah Montana paraphernalia.

Daughter: Mom! Mom, where are you?
Mom: (sneaking around the aisles) Mom isn’t here right now! Please check back later. (snicker)
Daughter: Mo-om!

I could enjoy being that kind of mom.

–CLA


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2 Comments to “One Hundred Words (31)”

  1. Nic on September 2nd, 2008 3:24 pm

    This story made me smile today…thanks

  2. Connie Maxon on September 11th, 2008 8:08 am

    I was that kind of Mom. I wonder if the children remember half of the nonsense I spouted…

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