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Joke of the Day, 9/9/08

September 9, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his accountant and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom, and the preacher motioned for them to sit on each side of his bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.

Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask us to come?”

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go, too.”


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