Bumper Stickers

October 7, 2008, 6:14 pm; posted by
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Walking home from work…
  Summary: The sticker for the guy who doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “obsolete.” Or the word “war.”
One-Word Response: Uh, Hitler?
One-Sentence Response: “Don’t worry — McCain will install the patch and upgrade to War 7.0.”
Chance I’d Get Hurt: 15%. When pacifists actually do fight, the guilt just makes them fiercer.

  Summary: Now even your bumper can chant for the Chosen One!
Delicious Irony: It was stuck over a “Dissent is Patriotic” sticker, probably because soon it won’t be.
In Other Words: “I Didn’t Kill My Baby Immediately After Birth, But in the Future, I’d Like That Option”


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