Joke of the Day, 10/7/08

October 7, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by
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A woman rushed in to see her doctor, looking very worried. She blurted out: “Doctor, look at me! When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair was all wiry and frazzled, my skin was wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugged out, and I had a deathly pallor to my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor took a look and calmly said: “Well, there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.”


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