Joke of the Day, 11/26/07

November 26, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by Bweinh
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A thief broke into a house and was headed for the safe when he heard a voice behind him say, “God is watching.” He turned around and saw no one, so he continued. Again he heard, “God is watching.” He went back a few feet and noticed a parrot in the corner. “Hi there,” he said. “What’s your name, little birdie?”

“John the Baptist,” the parrot said.

“That’s an odd name for a parrot! Who named you that?”

“The same guy who named the Rottweiler ‘God.’ “