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Joke of the Day, 10/2/08
10/2/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh | No Comments

A woman got on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said, “Wow, that is the ugliest child I have ever seen!”

The woman went to the rear of the bus and sat down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “Head back up there and tell him off — go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey!”


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Joke of the Day, 9/25/08
09/25/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh

Why was astrology invented?

To make economics seem scientific.


Joke of the Day, 9/23/08
09/23/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He told the bartender that the newt’s name was Tiny.

“Why?” asked the bartender.

“Because he’s my newt!”


Joke of the Day, 9/18/08
09/18/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh

An older man suffered from serious hearing problems for many years. Finally, the doctor fitted him for a set of hearing aids that restored his hearing completely. The man returned after a month, and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be thrilled!”

The man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told them yet — but I’ve changed my will five times!”


Joke of the Day, 9/16/08
09/16/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!


Joke of the Day, 9/12/08
09/12/2008, 7:00 am -- by Bweinh

Did you hear about the blonde couple who froze to death at the drive-in? They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”