The Council’s Ruling — Most Useless College Major
October 29, 2007, 12:00 pm; posted by Bweinh
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.
This week’s question — What is the most useless college major?
Steve delivers the ruling of the Council, joined by Connie and MC-B:
Any major that involves a particular gender or ethnic group. These classes amount to indoctrination and prepare you only to spread propaganda yourself.
MC-B concurs in the result, joined by David:
_____-American Studies. Even if you’re going to work with that group in the future, a good deal of the information is presented from the perspective of someone who hasn’t.
Djere concurs in the result, joined by David:
Women’s Studies. I thought cooking, cleaning, laundry, and baby-making was genetic! Who needs college for that?
Chloe dissents, joined by Erin:
Liberal Arts – it’s a non-word! You don’t major in anything! You come away with debt and a hangover! You fool!
Tom dissents, joined by Chloe:
An undergraduate degree in Philosophy leaves one well-equipped only to ponder the futility of majoring in Philosophy.
Mike dissents, joined by Job:
Outdoor rec–everyone knows how to have normal fun, and everyone who knows how to have specialized fun is already an outdoor rec major looking for a job.
Josh dissents:
I have to go with art, since I can’t see much difference between a starving artist and a slightly more knowledgeable starving artist, besides all the tuition debt.
Next week: What was the most effective ad campaign ever?
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