The Council’s Ruling — The Election

August 4, 2008, 12:00 pm; posted by
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This and every Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — Which candidate (if any) will you support for President? hereby endorses John McCain.

Steve delivers the ruling of the Council, joined by Kaitlin, Tom, Djere, and Connie:

The makeup of the Supreme Court alone would compel me to support John McCain, who is drastically better qualified to be President than his opponent.


Mike concurs, joined by Steve:

John McCain–because the audacity of hope shouldn’t stop at the birth canal.


Chloe concurs:

McCain — he’s so hot in his uniform.


David concurs:

McCain — the lesser of two evils.


MC-B dissents, joined by Erin:

I will not support either with anything other than my vote, and each has yet to win me completely to his camp.


Josh and Job played no part in the determination of this issue.

Next time: Who is the most overrated author of all time?


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