Snoop Dogg Arrested, Only One Woman In Car

March 12, 2007, 1:51 pm; posted by
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-STOCKHOLM, Sweden

The entertainment world was rocked today by the news that when rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested last night on suspicion of using illegal narcotics, he was apparently accompanied by only one female companion.

“I’m in shock right now,” said Dogg’s longtime collaborator and opthamologist Dr. Dre, currently vacationing on Malta. “A homie like Snoop, in Sweden? He oughta be rollin’ with five or six Nordic ******* in the back of his drop-top Benz!”

“****,” Dre added.

Reaction from Dogg’s fans on this side of the Atlantic was similar.

“I knew he had admitted it was getting ‘kinda hard’ to be Snoop D-O-double G, but this is ridiculous! Is his mind still on his money? Is money still even on his mind?,” asked Reggie Thues, a Long Island day trader.

Dogg had performed in Stockholm with P. Diddy on the evening of his arrest, and the latest Hollywood buzz suggests that Dogg was simply too exhausted from the show and his post-concert recreational drug use to put his best efforts toward “big pimpin’.”

“Maybe all Snoop can settle for now is light to moderate pimpin’,” said Anna Bronson, media relations specialist for a multinational corporation in Ponoma. “Don’t get me wrong; moderate pimpin’s still good. But big pimpin’s better. At least I think so.”

Reports from the Stockholm police suggest Dogg still deserves high marks for “drop[pin’] it like it’s hot,” being at all times “off the heezy,” and invoking his “right to remain silent.”


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  1. Chloe on March 13th, 2007 11:44 am

    Now that Snoop Dogg can’t be my idol anymore, I don’t know what to do with my life! I’m so lost…

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