The Council’s Ruling — Sasquatch

April 23, 2007, 5:30 pm; posted by
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This and every following Monday, the Bweinh!tributors, having convened in secret for hours of reasoned debate and consideration, will issue a brief and binding ruling on an issue of great societal import.

This week’s question — Does Sasquatch exist?

Steve delivers the ruling of the council, joined by Mike, Tom, Job and David:

In a world where satellites scour every inch of the earth and most people carry around camera phones, the lack of ANY strong evidence for Sasquatch is telling.


Josh, in dissent, joined by Chloe and MC-B:

The Sasquatch exists in the hearts of all those who enjoy a good camp prank.


Djere took no part in the determination of this issue.

Next week: the nation’s most dangerous drug!


1 Comment to “The Council’s Ruling — Sasquatch”

  1. No Council This Week! : Bweinh! on August 6th, 2007 12:09 pm

    […] April 23 — Sasquatch likely does NOT exist April 30 — Alcohol is the most dangerous drug May 7 — Dinner is the best meal of the day May 14 — Walking is the best form of transportation May 21 — The best time of day is late afternoon/early evening May 28 — No ruling on best invention June 4 — Australia would be our home outside the US June 11 — No ruling on finest form of human expression June 18 — No ruling on our last meal June 25 — No ruling on the world’s most troubling issue July 2 — Water is the most beautiful part of the country July 9 — There is quite probably life on other planets July 16 — The Apostle Paul was the most influential non-divine person of all time July 30 — No ruling on what specific thing to eliminate from the world […]

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