Benny Hinn Sneaks 5 Loaves, 2 Fish into Movie Theatre, Feeds Entire Audience

April 10, 2007, 12:15 pm; posted by
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Benny HinnRenowned miracle worker Benny Hinn successfully snuck 5 loaves of flat bread and 2 dried fish into a movie megaplex and proceeded to improbably feed the entire audience, awe-struck moviegoers reported Friday night.

The miracle, which took place during a showing of the romantic comedy Blades of Glory, was described as “beautiful,” “compassionate,” and “heart-healthy.”

The food, smuggled into the theatre using Hinn’s sleeves, was produced only after the last of the popcorn had been eaten and the sound of straws sucking air at the bottom of cups had reached a fevered pitch.

When theatre-goers learned that the concession stand had already closed for the night, they grew restless, rebellious and unhappy — murmuring against the quality of the feature film.

Hinn’s girlfriend reportedly asked him, “Honey, what shall we do?”

That’s when Hinn sprung into action, breaking the loaves in half, watching them miraculously multiply, and passing the fish down each aisle — never running out and stunning everyone in the theatre.

While the miracle was described as “hearty” and “free of charge,” and there was enough left over to properly litter the floor, most moviegoers left upset that Hinn was unable to change Luke into Owen.


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