Ask Bweinh! Poll — Wood

August 23, 2007, 11:15 am; posted by
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This edition of the Ask Bweinh! poll is sponsored by Earth First! Are you tired of “namby-pamby environmental groups” that don’t, say, kill anyone? Do you long for an organization committed to the blind and awkward worship of nature, best expressed by driving spikes into trees and destroying heavy equipment?

Earth First! is the radical fringe environmental terrorist group for you!

We honor trees by using their wood. Wood like…

Rank Wood Points
1. Cherry 24
2. Cedar 15
3. Oak 14
4. Maple 12
5. Pine 11
6. Bamboo 6
7-10 (tie) Apple; Ash; Balsa; Hundred Acre 5
Other James; Mahogany; Teak; Ply; Juniper; Three; Acacia; Toothpick; Elm 1-4

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2 Comments to “Ask Bweinh! Poll — Wood”

  1. David on August 23rd, 2007 5:08 pm

    If the Oak vote had not been split between Oak and Oak it would have won!

  2. Steve on August 23rd, 2007 5:16 pm

    Whoops! Let me fix that.

    For those who read this now, I’ll explain that I originally put Oak at 3rd and 5th place rather than the rightful Pine…

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