Joke of the Day, 9/12/07

September 12, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man was walking on the beach and tripped over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie popped out and said, “I’m required to grant you three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate the most — your boss.”

Stunned, the man quickly made his first wish: “I want lots of money.”

Instantly $20 million appeared in bags on the beach, while the genie told him $40 million had appeared in his boss’s bank account.

Next the man asked for an incredible sports car. A Lamborghini appeared before him, while at the same moment, according to the genie, two showed up in his boss’s driveway.

Finally, the genie said, “You have only one wish left; choose carefully.”

The man said, “You know, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”


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