Joke of the Day, 10/10/07

October 10, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A blind man decided to visit Texas. When he got on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The guy next to him said, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he arrived in Houston, he got to his hotel and headed to the bar. He ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. “Wow, these mugs are big!,” he exclaimed. The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After a few drinks, the blind man asked the bartender where he could find the bathroom. “Second door on the left,” he said. The blind man headed down the hall, but tripped and missed the second door. Instead, he entered door #3, which led to the swimming pool, and he fell in. Scared to death, he started shouting, “Don’t flush!! Don’t flush!!”


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