Joke of the Day, 10/2/07

October 2, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man went on vacation and asked his mother to stay at his house and look after his pet cat. Just to be safe, he asked his next-door neighbor to check on her every few days.

After a few days in Mexico, the man got a call from his neighbor.

“How’s everything going?,” the man asked.

“Well, your cat died.”

“Come on!,” the man shouted. “Couldn’t you have been a little more considerate? I’m on vacation! You could have broken the news a little more gently, maybe start off by saying the cat was stuck up on the roof, then the next day tell me she fell off and went to the vet, and then the day after that, something about her surgery — just not all at once like this! It’s not right!”

His neighbor apologized, and the man went on. “How’s my mom doing?”

“Uhhh….. She’s stuck up on the roof…”


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