Joke of the Day, 10/8/07

October 8, 2007, 7:00 am; posted by
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A man walking down a country lane passed a farm, where he saw a pig with two wooden legs, one in front, one in back. He called out to the man walking in the pasture, “How did your pig get those wooden legs?”

The farmer headed over. “This pig is really somethin’ else! One day my son got trapped under the tractor, and this pig came out the barn and got me, just in time to free him! This pig saved my boy’s life!”

The man was amazed, but still curious. “But how did he get the wooden legs?”

“When the house caught fire, this pig gone inside and dragged my wife out through the flames!”

“Wow! Is that why he got the wooden legs? Burns?”

“I’m not done — I was down by the river and an alligator done come out and snap at me. This pig fought the alligator off and let me escape with both my legs!”

“So that’s how he got the wooden legs? The alligator bit him?”

The farmer shook his head. “No, no… A pig this special? Can’t eat him all at once.”


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