Joke of the Day, 1/30/08

January 30, 2008, 7:00 am; posted by
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A drunk man sat down on the subway, next to a priest. He opened a newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”

“It’s caused by loose living, wicked women, alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man.”

“Wow, you don’t say,” the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest thought for a minute, then nudged the drunk man.

“I’m very sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

“Oh, I don’t, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.”


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